
Congratulations!! You are now the atomic number of Zinc! Some may say that 30 is a semiperfect number owing to the subsets of its divisors, but in this case, I think 30 is a glorious number. Long gone are sunny days on the porch with tiny tube socks that are much too small for your chubby legs. Cheer up though, you've still got a ways to go before you are the atomic number of Zirconium.
Happy birthday (Oct. 3rd). I love you!



2 comments:
I've never heard such a loving tribute to someone on their birthday. I hope he did have a happy day.
I gotta give him crap for being so dang old. Hope he knows I'm just bustin' his chops.
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